i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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