What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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