Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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