Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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