That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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