Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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