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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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