it hurts more in the daytime
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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