Dual....:-)
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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