BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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