thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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