Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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