Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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