is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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