i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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