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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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