; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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