i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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