Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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