is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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