its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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