kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Also, beer. Big fan.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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