Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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