Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Fuck appropriateness.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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