I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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