I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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