the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
