Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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