sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
