My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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