yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
