I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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