Is it because I queefed?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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