he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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