And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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