what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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