I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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