if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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