You made me cry and you don't even care
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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