Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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