And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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