last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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