i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Randomize
