I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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