We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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