if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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