ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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