Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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