Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
operation harelip BJ is a go
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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