Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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