i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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