I should be sponsored by Trojan
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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