yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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