Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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