And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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