her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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