do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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