is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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