IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
operation have a gay friend backfired
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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