Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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